Public Service Announcement

If you accidentally SuperGlue something to your finger, the recommended solvent is acetone-based nail polish remover. However, if your wife only has new-fangled non-acetone-based nail polish remover, Coleman Fuel can be used in a pinch.

Portugese red table wine does NOT contain enough alcohol to act as a solvent.

It DOES contain enough alcohol to put you in a position to SuperGlue something to your finger.

This has been a public service announcement.